You think our relationship is toxic

I think you are

Let me rephrase that

I know that you are

What’s my poison?

It’s you

And it’s drink and drugs too

I thought you were gorgeous

I thought you were great

I thought I’d found my soul mate

That fate had brought us together

By happy, fortuitous chance

That look

That glance

A heady romance

What an evil trick

What a wicked blow

To uncover

That behind that shiny smooth, polished, rugged veneer

That there’s a sneer

That filled me with trepidation and fear

To discover

That you’re a complete, total and utter git

An absolute A1 piece of shit

Does that mean I am too

Because I fell so deeply for you?

You certainly treated me that way

Like I was something you stepped in

Something that was stuck to the bottom of your shoe

Seriously

How dare you!